The Laughing Hyena

fenrislorsrai:

colin-snow:

philip-the-nickel:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

So, if the world’s going to shit, move to North Dakota

why move to north dakota when you can be in nice safe vermont

New Yorkers, just get on the Stamford or New Haven MetroNorth line and visit lovely CT! free of hostile monsters, aliens, or creatures and the weather is merely weird.
I didn’t say NO monsters, just not hostile ones… the screaming upsets them. Just be polite and you’ll be fine.

But Fenris, don’t you guys have ghosts?
By the way, here’s a list of films set in CT… Just to let you know with what’s there as well. I think a lot of stuff has been left out for each and every state.
As for California, don’t worry: I’ve had all my Geologist teachers get really, really angry at “Geology” Disaster movies set there just because of how super wrong they are (*hint* Like a movie involving volcanoes in L.A. of all places *hint*). And to get this out there too, no: California will not sink into the ocean because of earthquakes either. The best it will do is break a part of the state and Mexico (Baja) into a massive island like Madagascar.
Also, this map takes into account a ‘sharknado’, but no birdemics?
And North Dakota? You have this guy to worry about… and crows/ghosts.

fenrislorsrai:

colin-snow:

philip-the-nickel:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

So, if the world’s going to shit, move to North Dakota

why move to north dakota when you can be in nice safe vermont

New Yorkers, just get on the Stamford or New Haven MetroNorth line and visit lovely CT! free of hostile monsters, aliens, or creatures and the weather is merely weird.

I didn’t say NO monsters, just not hostile ones… the screaming upsets them. Just be polite and you’ll be fine.

But Fenris, don’t you guys have ghosts?

By the way, here’s a list of films set in CT… Just to let you know with what’s there as well. I think a lot of stuff has been left out for each and every state.

As for California, don’t worry: I’ve had all my Geologist teachers get really, really angry at “Geology” Disaster movies set there just because of how super wrong they are (*hint* Like a movie involving volcanoes in L.A. of all places *hint*). And to get this out there too, no: California will not sink into the ocean because of earthquakes either. The best it will do is break a part of the state and Mexico (Baja) into a massive island like Madagascar.

Also, this map takes into account a ‘sharknado’, but no birdemics?

And North Dakota? You have this guy to worry about… and crows/ghosts.

(Source: theconcourse.deadspin.com)